So its really no secret that im a total klutz but today has been a whole new ball game.
As I have mentioned in my previous post I am currently in the gruelling process of moving homes.
As if this isn't the most physically demanding, time consuming, stressful thing known to the human race, I ended this fine evening by standing on a mirror! JUST GREAT!
This rainy day in manchester began with fixing canvases and frames to the walls,...I didn't stand on a nail once...no, just three freaking times!
I then dragged my ten ton, two suit cases and the once that was mirror over town to get caught in a monsoon and watch my brand new beautiful Topman hat blow down the road!
I arrive at the building and realise I have brought the wrong set of keys! ARE YOU KIDDING!
I have no choice but to abandon the cases and sprint the mile back home!......if i saw a puppy I would probably cry right now.
Now I have the keys, I lug these mammoth cases upto the 5th floor. Then I get the overwhelming sense something was wrong.
Indeed, very wrong actually, the wrong building in fact.... I live in the twin building next door!
At this point I was ready to murder someone.
Having successfully given up my coffee addiction for a whopping 5days now, I new the only way to put a smile back on my face was a VENTI Starbucks and perhaps a good deed like dropping off all my unwanted clothing at the charity shop.
But as it turns out I didn't please a sole... as I spilled the entire pint of coffee in the shoe section of Oxfam.
(no pun intended.)
To spare you the boring details, I then went onto rocket 2 litres of Olive-clucking-Oil all over the kitchen.
THE HARDEST SUBSTANCE IN THE WORLD TO CLEAN.
I squirted hairsprays in my eyes.
I spilled my dinner on the rug.
& have made the school boy error of placing my passport in an 'extra safe place', but of course have no idea where that now is. Which is just grand as I fly to Germany on monday.
Oh and how can I forgot, I was almost wiped out when the whopping wing mirror of a transit van walloped me over the back of my head at approximately 20mph as I attempted to cross the road.
Luckily theres nothing in there too damage but God damn it hurt.
But other than that its been a smashing day all round.